I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Damn victory sex feels great
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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