you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
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