So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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