Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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