Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
it glows. i had to have it.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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