If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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