I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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