Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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