god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
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