Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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