This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
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