ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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