Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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