alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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