I just cut my nipple shaving
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
The Olympian is in my bed
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