i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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