Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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