did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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