How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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