I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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