She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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