Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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