nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Randomize
