Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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