We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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