I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Randomize