She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Randomize
