never play flip cup with pint glasses
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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