super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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