Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
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please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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