One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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