Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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