Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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