If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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