I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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