Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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