You can't special order awesome
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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