I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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