party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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