OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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