We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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