IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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