Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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