shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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