What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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