she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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