I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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