just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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