yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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