# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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